All time low
I got a hit on my blog today when someone searched Google's blog search for "passed gas." I'm not sure how I feel about this.
In case you were wondering, this is what they found.
I got a hit on my blog today when someone searched Google's blog search for "passed gas." I'm not sure how I feel about this.
People find me in weird ways. People have gotten to my blog by doing the following searches:
Ever wonder what someone who is Obsessive Compulsive keeps in their cube? (Don't worry, he didn't buy it all for him. He buys it for our group. All 10 of us.)
Sometimes when I cough, people think my cough is actually a sneeze and so they say ‘bless you.’ When that happens, I don’t know what to do. Normally, when I actually DO sneeze and someone says ‘bless you’ I say ‘thank you.’ But if I say ‘thank you’ when someone says ‘bless you’ when I actually coughed, I feel like I’m being deceitful by pretending to have sneezed when I, in fact, coughed. But then if I say ‘That was a cough, not a sneeze,’ then the person feels stupid. Surprisingly, though, I’m more comfortable with making someone look stupid than I am with being deceitful. But usually, I just don’t respond at all, which means that I feel rude for ignoring someone who just attempted to bless me after thinking that I sneezed.
Shad revealed a great secret to me today. You may wonder, if this is such a great secret, why I am now sharing it with you. The reason? It’s real funny. And when something’s funny, it's fair game for public ridicule.
My mom is moving soon. In less than two weeks, in fact. So my friend Shad decided to get her a bunch of boxes to help with the move. And when I say ‘a bunch,’ I mean ‘a bunch.’ 40 medium boxes and 25 small ones. They almost didn’t all fit in my car.
I just can’t eat it. I just can’t. In most instances, the thought of eating the last bite of food on the plate makes me sick to my stomach. Usually when I eat, the food tastes really good because I’m hungry, and food just tastes good when you are hungry. But then after I eat a bit, I stop being hungry, so food stops tasting so good. There are some foods that I can eat anyway, like steak with A1 sauce or pancakes from IHOP, but for the most part, once I pass the point of not being hungry, food just doesn’t taste good.